Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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