Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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