i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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