why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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