that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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