Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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