I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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