If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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