I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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