well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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