he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
