so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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