upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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