Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
