At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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