just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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