marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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