now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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