Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hippo gnu deer
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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