dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My pussy is not your playground.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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