My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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