found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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