She said her name was "party"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My vagina just recognized that song.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
