Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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