his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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