see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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