hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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