Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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