But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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