he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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