i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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