In the future we'll all be gay
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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