Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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