So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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