well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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