I want to have your abortion
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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