Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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