D3 body, D1 cock
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
it's like heaven, but drunker
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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