Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
In America we eat man semen.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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