I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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