gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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