One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
