Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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