omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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