A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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