Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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