The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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