I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
When are your genitals available?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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