i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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