yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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