Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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