Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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