I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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