last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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