So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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