you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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