Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Randomize