so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i dont even know how to be here
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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